Life's screwing around with me huh?

Flipped open the straits time today and went to read the horoscope section under "Life"

Guess what they said?

Virgo

" Try not to worry too much if you are unhappily single. That could change very quickly. Your love life is getting a boost and it is almost certainly related to your work or school life"

Uh Huh?

And this came after what I said yesterday?

Life's screwing around with me man!